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Writer's Block: Bah Humbug Day!

Take a deep breath. Now rant about something.


Bahahahahaha. Yeah, you guys are trolling us. Your recent update sucks, your nonexistant customer service sucks, and you have no idea how to actually run a website.
omg stop friending me, bots. gtfo!

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Describe your perfect pizza.


Um, you got the lyrics wrong. It's "When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore." Oh livejournal. Of course you didn't check the lyrics before you posted it. That would be sensible. Pfft, "hits the sky"...

(PS- Hi guys! Is this a post? It might be! :P )

Writer's Block: Going boldly

If you could be any Star Trek character, who would you be, and why?


Any Star Trek character? Q.

...And why don't I have a Q icon? I guess Puck is close enough, sort of.

Edit: Thanks, lj, for posting this twice. Wtf.

Writer's Block: Apocalypse now?

It's the beginning of the end, according to Harold Camping. How will you spend what could be your last day on Earth?


Well, it's 7:30 my time, so I appear to not have been Raptured. However, I did spend the hours leading up to the Nonpocalypse listening to the Muppet Treasure Island soundtrack and reading Slenderblogs. Figured that was the way to go.

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If you could have any vehicle (a helicopter, sports car, space ship, yacht, etc.) and a free place to park it, what would you choose, and why?


Oh man, I'm torn. USS Enterprise or the Death Star? Uhh, I think I'll go with TNG-era Enterprise on the assumption that it comes with its crew as well. :D :D

Also, wtf is the new navbar. How about no.

ETA: Wouldn't NCC1701 make a great vanity plate?
If your astrological sign has changed, do you think your personality more resembles your current or past sign?


Nobody's sign changed! That is stupid misinformation that gets spread around every once in a while when there's a slow news day. This "new zodiac" is really just the sidereal zodiac, which has existed for ...*checks wiki* JUST AS LONG as the tropical astrology that's more prevalent in the west. So, it's not that your sign has changed, but you have another astrological system to work within if you're so inclined.

Sorry guys, but just because you haven't heard of it before, doesn't mean it's new. And I spent like a minute googling this. Ain't that hard, y'all.

FTR: tropical astrology has me as a Scorpio (pretty fucking accurate), and sidereal makes me a Libra (which from a brief googling [STILL NOT DIFFICULT OMG] is kind of meh*).

*One of the sites was talking about how Libras are so not into "cruelty, viciousness, and vulgarity" and my Scorpio ass laaaaaaaaughed. OTOH all the balance stuff is semiacurate. I should also mention that I have a shit ton of Scorpio in my chart, so maybe it's just that I'm a little bit Libra and a hell of a lot Scorpio. :P
Guys! Okay, so. Walter Sullivan/Seymour Guado: dead guys with mommy issues shipping. Y/y?

Writer's Block: Hit the road, Cupid

If you had the power, would you permanently eliminate Valentine's Day?


Oh my god, no more Valentine's Day would be amazing. Actually, I take that back. If I had the power, I would just make Valentimes less sexist and heteronormative, since that's mainly what bugs me about it. Well, also I'd get rid of the obnoxious consumerist angle and shaming of single people.

Um, so I guess what I'm saying is I'd keep the general concept of a holiday about romantic love, but do a major overhaul of its presentation/celebration. I would also probably rename it Valentimes, because Strong Bad is cooler than you.

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Omg a bra that fits this is amazing

Like, seriously, I think this is the closest to a properly fitting bra I have ever had. I'm 22 fucking years old. How sad is this. For the record, I am wearing a J cup. Yes, J. Holy shit, y'all.

This post is pointless okay

Dear Silent Hill 4,

I love you, and Imma let you finish, but please stop giving me the wave of babies haunting. That was the third time, and second in a row! That is ridiculous, okay. And I'm tired of guy-through-the-wall, too. Let's have some different hauntings. I wanna see the phone one, or the painting one! There's other things we could be doing here, is all I'm saying.

Also, why does Building World make no fucking sense. I mean really.

Lots of love,
Sparky

PS-- Eileen, you are the best ever. You kick the most ass. Thanks! <3
What the fuck is this games shit, this isn't facebook.
Does anyone else ever get ideas for hilariously inappropriate amvs? I'm currently imagining a Silent Hill 4 video set to "In Your Room" by the Bangles. And it would be Walter/Henry, of course. XD


HAHAHA OH GOD I just looked up the video so I could link it, and it makes it even better:

Okay, y'all. Prepare for the weirdest fucking dream ever. So in this dream, I was Belle from Beauty and the Beast. We were having some kind of weird pre-wedding party that made no sense. People I know from real life were there, made up diplomats from I-Have-No-Idea-landia were there, as well as an assortment of other people. Including a somehow not dead Gaston. I have no idea why he was invited. I also have no idea why Gaston apparently drives a red PT Cruiser, or why anyone would think it was a good idea for me to ride with him. And then at the party thing, there was some kind of competition between a bunch of people. Like, they/we( I think I played whatever it was, too) weren't having Pokemon battles, but it was something equally nonsensical for the setting. And then we were supposed to be having dinner, and I suddenly realized I knew nothing about the correct etiquette for dining with state officials and started freaking out.

I just. What. What is this.

Happy Fuckin' New Year, Goddammit. Shit.

Dear 2010,

Boy, am I ever glad to see you go. Yeah, we had some good times, but the last six months pretty much cancels out any good feelings I might've had about you. And we were on shaky ground to begin with. I'm not gonna make a list or anything, because you know what happpened, 2010.

Anyway, I don't want to get too caught up in telling you off, but here, have this:



Don't let the door hit you on the way out!!!

No love,
Sparky

Dear 2011,

I know the threshold for "better than last year" is pretty low, but let's try our best anyway! Let's have a rad fuckin' time, okay? We can do it! :D *high five*

Hopeful,
Sparky

This is pretty pointless, ngl

Nothing says winter holiday festivities like playing a Silent Hill game with a good friend, right? :P

Deck the halls with Lying Figures
Fa la la la la la la la la
Tis the season to OH GOD IS THAT PYRAMID HEAD

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