James: so why the queer rage group?
James: ...does thi smean we can't be lovahs no more?
James: *sad face*
Me!: lol, no, I'm not secrestly a lesbian. Hang on, let me just link you the relevant lj post.
Me!: http://profsparky.livejournal.com/75037.html
Me!: here you go, has info and links and stuff
James: ah
James: ok
James: I was scared I was gonna have to move my stuff outta tour cleavage for a sec
James: *your
James: And I am in no mood to move the couch
Me!: lol, of course not
James: or the lamp
Me!: lol couch
James: or that lovely dinet set your mother gave me
Me!: LAWLS
James: lol
Me!: you may get posted to the lj for all that.

Also,
James: BOOBALANCH!!!