Neither, because Winnie the Pooh really, really aggravates me. *forces self not to go off on a long rant*
A strip club.
...I mean. What?
How about a Pansexual Day? :3 We could celebrate it with lots of sex, or something.
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Goddamn. Yes, it's a season. Who the hell writes these? >:|
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annoyed
D'aww. I love writing haiku. Hmm, here's a reworking of one I wrote ages ago (even if it's out of season, lol):
Christmas shopping time
Busy shoppers, crowded streets
Clean up on aisle three!
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- Awesome Music:OUT HERE IN THE FIIIIIIIIIELDS I FIGHT FOR MY MEEEEALS
Pfft. (Also, I think only pleasuring one's "mate" one month out of the year is kind of sad. D: )
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If you were stranded on an island with a fictional character, who would it be and why? Submitted By |
Bahaha, this is incriminating. Er, a little. *hides her fangirlish tendencies*
In my defense, he would also be helpful in that we'd probably get off the island in a hurry...
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Pasties and high heels.
Oh wait, not a stripper. I keep forgetting. >D
Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in only six words. His response? “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” He is believed to have called it his greatest literary work ever. Can you write a story in six words? Submitted By |
And then, everything caught on fire.
IF I WAS INVISIBLE
THEN I COULD JUST WAAAAAAATCH YOU IN YOUR ROOM
...At least, that's what Clay Aiken would do. :3
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If you could be God for a day, what three things would be at the top of your to-do list? Submitted By |
Uh, depends. Which god/dess am I theoretically being? Because if I got to be the Judeo-Christian God I would do totally different things than if I got to be, say, Loki. :D
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Nothing, why?
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