Who has two thumbs and is still working on her ENG300* paper? I'm about halfway done, at least. That's good, right?




*THIS. IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

An 8-10 page paper. A 3-4 page paper. A 1-2 page paper. A 5 minute presentation. A chapter test. All of these are this week. Oh good goddamn.


But at least I have chickena Scarecrow icon.

So, today was... special. I had a Creepy James encounter. I...


CREEPY JAMES ASKED ME OUT. DDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

I just. What. Also, just lol. Lol and cry. Lolcry forever.

He didn't come up with a specific day/time (I managed to say I had stuff to do tonight, lol), so basically I have to go into hiding. My current plan is to put him off until after Christmas and then make something up. (Like, fabricate another relationship, lol. Anyone want in? XD )

So, yeah, by the way? I'm terrible at lying on the spot. Like, ideally, I would've immediately been like "oh sorry, I'm seeing someone" 'cuz when 'Stina told him that (well, she actually has a boyfriend, but still) he backed off. But you know, I fail. I failed further when he asked for my phone number and I didn't give him a fake. Goddamn, I'm slow. Anyway.

How was your day? O_O

Well, in reality, I would probably walk on by, 'cause I don't generally meander up to strangers and start conversations. But damn, I'd feel sorry for them. This "omg smokers are bad people" thing is really grating. And I don't even smoke. :\


*hates people a little more each day*

I hate people, school's trying to eat me, and I'm hungry, tired, kinda lonely, and kinda bored. Also, I'm sick of nitpicky and/or pretentious college students. I'm sick of The Inferno and the ignorant class discussions it inspired. I'm sick of feeling like I'm invisible.

On the other hand...

I love my friends, I love the college atmosphere, I love most of my classes, I love college shenanigans. I really like intelligent discussions/debates, and college has those in spades. We're done with The Inferno, and I didn't even have to read all of it! I'm making even more friends this semester. I'm doing some of that college self-discovery, and it's pretty awesome.

Also, 50s Girl? You really do talk too much in class, and are kind of a know-it-all. But you know what? You're actually really nice to talk to one-on-one most of the time. Also, you're kinda cute, lol.

A strip club.




...I mean. What?

Cake and boobs: two great tastes that go great together!



I love college.

I am currently wearing silver underwear. I feel as though I might be some sort of superhero while in them. I mean, come on. Silver. Fuck yeah.

Yeah, so I posted this to my journalfen last night, and decided to cross-post. It's kinda of a frowny-face-ish post, so feel free to skip.
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And now, back to your regularly scheduled lulz.

So, out of all the various issues with That Damn Katy Perry Song, you know what gets me? Cherry chapstick sounds disgusting. :O

Goddamn. Yes, it's a season. Who the hell writes these? >:|

Today is a day of boobs!

In the past several days, I have discovered a number of things that kitties will eat:
-Sweet and sour chicken w/o the sauce (Fizz and most of the outdoor kitties, not even remotely a surprise)
-Vanilla ice cream (Fizz, and not a surprise)
-Key Lime Pie yogurt (Hickydoo, and off the spoon, even!)
-instant mashed potatoes (Fizz was iffy, Splash liked it, and Zeus really liked it)

I think I'm gonna go watch some BTAS and go to sleep now. Mmmm, BTAS Riddler...