Well, there was the time ninjas killed my parents. That was pretty life-changing, I'd say.

Then there was the time ninjas stole, killed, and ate my dog. That was really upsetting.

There was also the time ninjas stole my homework, killed my teacher, and made me fail the eighth grade. That sucked pretty bad.

...And that's probably why I'm a pirate now.

err... *cough* Yeah. Time for Sparky's Annual Loot Tally!
( Arr, and what loot it be! )
...And of course the various chocolate stuffs that were in my stocking. Mmm, chocolate. *is so hyper right now*
Oh, and of course the candy canes that tasted like medicine. XD

Merry Christmas and all that jazz!
*tiny tim* And God bless us, every one*/tiny tim* <---only effective if said in high squeaky voice

*runs off to be a spaz and play Pokemon Ruby*