Wow. So I wonder how many more times uproae is going to add and then remove me. It's getting old, and you've been reported as a bot. :D

Anyway. I know I haven't posted much lately. It's because I haven't had much to say, or at least, nothing that anyone would want to read.

Currently debating adding Creepy James on facebook for lulz. Y/n? Also, the secret to avoiding him is to look busy, which is what I've been doing when I encounter him without backup. (He's actually pretty cool in actual group discussion.)

I've also been contemplating hitting up whatever career counseling/assistance stuff we've got on campus. Anyone with me? *looks pointedly at fellow English majors*

Heh. Saw Creepy James in passing today (and... yesterday, I think). He was totally going to Rozelle's class, too. He had the same books as I did last semester.

...I kind of hope Rozelle eats him, just because I want others to suffer my pain. And I think it's funny.

I also lol'd quietly today in Crawford's class when Crawford was doing his best not to strangle Hansi. Oh, Hansi.

Also, yay! The nice *coughandprettycough* Old English-speaking woman took the medievalist job! She was pretty rad in her interview/guest lecture thing. (And her names is also Stephanie, haha.)

But you know what's awesome? It's MOTHERFUCKING SONNET TIME in Crawford's class. I love me some sonnets. Hell, I write them occasionally. So yessssss.

Okay, I meant to type this up earlier, but I got distracted by the three Talismans coming together and Sailor Moon defeating evil. Also, homework.

So, guess who I saw this evening when I went to the Caf to get dinner. Why yes, it was indeed Creepy James. He tapped me on the shoulder as I was getting my to-go box. He was all, "Remember how I asked you out last semester? Is that still on?" And I was like uhhhhhhhhh. I said, "I dunno. This semester's kind of crazy. Um, I'm kind of in a hurry, so..." and scurried away.

Seriously, Creepy James, just wut. (Also, dude? You know like, nothing about me. Why do you want to date me? You probably don't actually want to date me. You are bizarrely old-fashioned, and I'm... a crazy person the opposite of that a variety of weirdo that probably doesn't mesh well with that. I'm just saying.)

Sigh. Another Creepy James encounter. And I was doing so well avoiding him, too. D:

Well, Happy Thanksgiving, I s'pose, for the USians on the flist (and hello to the nonUSians! Whassup?). Dinner isn't quite ready yet, but I can smell it. Damn, I'm hungry.

In other news, I saw Creepy James again yesterday before I came home. I was walking back from class with Eden, and he appeared a fair distance away. As he got a bit closer he yelled "Hey Stephanie!" and waved (he waves really enthusiastically). As he got closer (he's fast btw), Eden and I were quietly working out an escape plan. Then he asked if December 2 was good. I said I was pretty sure I had a paper (which turned out to be true, lol). Then I was all "Uhhh, she's gonna help me pack, so I gotta go. Happy Thanksgiving. Bye." And then we ran away.

So I'm thinking I'll tell him some bullshit about how I just don't feel comfortable dating right now, or something.


Mmmmmm, I can smell the stuffing. Doooooooo waaaaaaant.

So, today was... special. I had a Creepy James encounter. I...


CREEPY JAMES ASKED ME OUT. DDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

I just. What. Also, just lol. Lol and cry. Lolcry forever.

He didn't come up with a specific day/time (I managed to say I had stuff to do tonight, lol), so basically I have to go into hiding. My current plan is to put him off until after Christmas and then make something up. (Like, fabricate another relationship, lol. Anyone want in? XD )

So, yeah, by the way? I'm terrible at lying on the spot. Like, ideally, I would've immediately been like "oh sorry, I'm seeing someone" 'cuz when 'Stina told him that (well, she actually has a boyfriend, but still) he backed off. But you know, I fail. I failed further when he asked for my phone number and I didn't give him a fake. Goddamn, I'm slow. Anyway.

How was your day? O_O

Oh, Heathus, I just had another Creepy James encounter.


I... Good lord, I think he asked me out, in a strange, Creepy Jamesly sort of way. O_O

I was in the Caf, checking to see if the pizza bar had anything good (it didn't), when I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned around in about three different directions, and lo and behold, there was Creepy James with a big-ass bowl of Lucky Charms. He waved and asked how things were going, and asked for a hug. I said classes were keeping me busy and such, and he nodded along. Then he said something along the lines of "we should hang out sometime," and I think I nodded or something. And then, "How about this? Saturday at seven, I'll meet you outside Brooke, and we'll hang out." Somehow I managed not to pull a face, and said something along the lines of 'sure, if nothing else comes up.' Then he hugged me again and wandered away.

WHO WANTS TO GO FAR, FAR AWAY AND DO SOMETHING ON SATURDAY? O_O

By the way, it's extremely difficult to take someone holding a huge bowl of Lucky Charms seriously. Just for the record, or something.

Lol Creepy James yet again. He tapped me on the shoulder while I was waiting in line in the Caf. Unclean unclean

I'm FINALLY done with that goddamn paper. So he assigned another one of course. What a bastard. >:|

This class is trying to eat me alive.

In other news, 'Stina and I went to Walgreen's yesterday. I bought some black lipstick (lol, like I wear makeup) and a red spidery goblet thing. I love Halloween.

*drinks soda out of the goblet thing and acts really pretentious*

In other news, Creepy James was in English 300 today. He may or may not actually be in the class anymore (lol three weeks in). It would be pretty epic if he is.

"You're wet."
"Yes, it's raining."

Lol, Montevallo. Rain and tornadoes on the first day of classes. Classy. Also, lol Creepy James again.



Also, I think I need an umb-er-ella, ella, ella, ella.

LOL CREEPY JAMES.

This semester's off to a good start.