Reject no. XVII - Xetsphaine

08:06 pm: Fail.
Hey, guess what? No.

( My grandmother's a total cunt )

Uh, the tl;dr version: my grandmother continues to be an utter bitch, and now it's affecting the animals.

Tags: bitch bitch bitch, epic fail, fail, i am scorpio and i will end you, i hate those guys, kitty!, no, oh noes, oh yeah i has a family, tl;dr

10:20 pm: A variety of rants of different sizes. Some are more annoying or recent than others, and they're aimed at multiple people. (So don't worry, I'm not picking on anybody specifically)

( I like ranting about things )

Okay, I think I'll stop now. I feel better. :)

Tags: bitch bitch bitch, i am scorpio and i will end you, rawr, serious business, sparky has no life, sparky never gets any, y so srs?

05:30 pm: Actually, upon further thought, I am still pissed. That was Not Okay. But I'm mostly extremely disappointed.

Tags: bitch bitch bitch, fail, i am scorpio and i will end you, no, rawr, so mad i could eat a baby, teh gay

04:03 am: Random post is random
Things that would be nice:
-For my mouth to stop hurting
-To sleep on a more normal schedule (and more of it!)
-To find my copy of Final Sacrifice (Rowsdower!)
-See TDK again
-For my mouth to stop hurting
-To be able to eat real food again (I want a cheeseburger!)

Things that are nice:
-Kitties!
-My friend finally dumped her shitty boyfriend
-Instant mashed potatoes (even though I want a cheeseburger)
-Caffeine
-Kitties!
-Riddler fanfiction (moar plz)

Also of interest, I managed to get pissy with someone earlier, and I'm not still angry about it. I usually hold grudges like crazy, so this is new and interesting. I blame hormones? Lawl

Tags: also boobs, hmm, i am scorpio and i will end you, it just sounds like danny elfman, kitty!, random, rowsdower!, what time is it?!

12:29 am: D:
Goddammit, I hate crying.

Tags: cry moar, fail, i am scorpio and i will end you, no, what

09:38 pm: Teehee
"You are never bitter, deceptive, or petty" is pretty much the most hilarious fortune cookie fortune to give a Scorpio ever.

Tags: i am scorpio and i will end you

02:46 pm: Oh lord...
Stolen from demonoflight. XD

1. Go to the Elouai doll maker. ( http://elouai.com/doll-makers/candybar-doll-maker.php )
2. Make an ordinary doll of yourself and save it.
3. Take that doll and, leaving a couple things (nose, eyebrows, whatever) the same, Mary Sue yourself. Make the most blatant Mary Sue you can conceive.
4. Post "Before" and "After" in your LJ. Bonus points if your Sue has a backstory of some sort.

( MOO HA HA. Sparky-Sue! )

Zomg. GO SPARKY-SUE!!!!11omglolgreenhair :D :D And... yeah, I did mess with Sparky-Sue a bit in PSP. Changed the shirt color. XD

...I think I just died a little inside. XD

Tags: all your base are belong to me, hookers, i am scorpio and i will end you, i am the dancing queen, i want a pony, i'm special, internets, lawls, look what i made, my evil creations

05:02 pm: D'oh! I've been tagged! :D
Tagged by chibiesmeralda

Pick 5 fictional characters you'd have sex with then tag 5 more people (Kukukukuku)

1. Ansem
2. Hoshigaki Kisame (Hell, I could just put "Akatsuki" here. :D)
3. Hawk's Eye (Sailor Moon, not M*A*S*H. Though that one's cool, too)
4. Ahn... Seto Kaiba. (Damn you, playthedamncard! :O)
5. Um. My brain has died. I'll fill this last one in later. XD

Anybody who wants to, have at it! (Emmy and Lauren, if/when you read this? YOU TWO MUST DO THIS ONE! XD)

Tags: fangirling, hookers, hooray, i am scorpio and i will end you, internets, kingdom heaaaaaaarts, kisame has a pickle sword, lawls, nerding about, silliness, sparky never gets any, would you like to take a survey?, zabuza is a sexy monkey

01:27 pm: *Sigh* Don't mind me, just being pissy again. (It's what LJ's for)
As a general note for anyone who cares, playing pranks on a known-to-have-anger-issues Scorpio who already has some stored up rage from the previous day... not a good idea. Certainly, you will not know about the pent-up anger that is begging to be loosed on someone's face, but pranking an overly emotional Scorpio? Bad. Bad for you. Don't do it.

Now, don't get me wrong, pranking is fun. I like pranking. But making a Scorpio (and if you know any astrology, you're wincing now) feel like a total idiot and then getting in their face to explain- in a serious, "I'm pissed at you" tone- that it's payback? No. Especially not if you live with said Scorpio. A textbook Scorpio.

However, these people are lucky. My textbook Scorpio-ness lies under a thick veneer of absolute doormat. So instead of me breaking things, this figuratively-l'il Scorpio just felt horrible and on the verge of tears. I hope you lot are happy, because if the lurking Scorpio had any say, your lives would be Hell in all sorts of little ways. But instead, you get doormat. Which means I'll be resentful and pissy for at least ten years.

Now, in all fairness, I do get you guys sometimes. I'm owed a few back. But you went about it the wrong way. I'm still on the verge of tears after, oh, I don't know, half an hour plus, easily. No, guys.

And being year of the Dragon compounds my foul, quick temper.

( Cut for more, even less funny rangsting. )

Do you have any idea how much I hate being so emotionally, hormonally... teenage? Which sounds stupid, I'm sure, since I am a teenager, but I've always felt about thirty, mentally. Being reminded of how old I really am sucks.

Tags: all your base are belong to me, bitch bitch bitch, get off my lawn, i am scorpio and i will end you, i want a pony, oh yeah i has a family