You know what would be epic? An ironic/angry cover of "How Lovely to Be a Woman." You know, that song in the commercial. How lovely to be a woman, the wait was well worthwile. How lovely to be wear mascara, and smile a woman's smile. Let's get, like, Ani DiFranco or someone similar to cover it. That would be pretty much the best thing ever. Y/n?



In less epic news, R.I.P. Bea Arthur. You will be missed. D:

Well, that was a mostly* enjoyable evening! Pics/details(?) to follow.



*No James, this is not directed at you. It's directed at Wig, who I'm gonna have to set on fire bitch incoherently at SET ON FIRE I MEANT IT THE FIRST TIME talk sternly to. Very, very sternly. With fire.

Neither, because Winnie the Pooh really, really aggravates me. *forces self not to go off on a long rant*

Oh, Heathus, I just had another Creepy James encounter.


I... Good lord, I think he asked me out, in a strange, Creepy Jamesly sort of way. O_O

I was in the Caf, checking to see if the pizza bar had anything good (it didn't), when I felt a tap on my shoulder. I turned around in about three different directions, and lo and behold, there was Creepy James with a big-ass bowl of Lucky Charms. He waved and asked how things were going, and asked for a hug. I said classes were keeping me busy and such, and he nodded along. Then he said something along the lines of "we should hang out sometime," and I think I nodded or something. And then, "How about this? Saturday at seven, I'll meet you outside Brooke, and we'll hang out." Somehow I managed not to pull a face, and said something along the lines of 'sure, if nothing else comes up.' Then he hugged me again and wandered away.

WHO WANTS TO GO FAR, FAR AWAY AND DO SOMETHING ON SATURDAY? O_O

By the way, it's extremely difficult to take someone holding a huge bowl of Lucky Charms seriously. Just for the record, or something.

So, does anyone actually have non-shitty parents and/or a non-shitty significant other? I mean, I have one awesome parent and one usually pretty good parent. (And no S.O., obvs.) But lately everyone around me's parents are being shitty/especially shitty (depending on the baseline shittiness of the particular parents), and so are their boy/girl/whateverfriends. Someone restore my faith in humanity please. D:

In other news, does anyone else get annoyed when you're chatting with someone and all you get is a series of links to things? Like, little to no conversation, just "hey, look at this!" every five seconds. Might just be me, I dunno.


In other, more pleasant news, I wore a skirt today! :3 Perhaps I shall take a pic, 'cuz it's a pretty skirt.

EDIT: Also, I really wish people would stop interrupting 'Stina (or anyone, really, but it's happening to her a lot recently) when she's trying to talk to them. It pisses me off, and I'm not the one trying to talk here! Basic conversational courtesies, get you some. >:|

Goddamn. Yes, it's a season. Who the hell writes these? >:|

I wish I had some other kind of academic skill, because I don't seem to make a very good English major. But you know, it's the only thing I actually know how to do, so...


In other news, I have a problem with professors who flat-out lie to students. I see what you were doing there, Dr. R, but it's still lying, and it still makes you a shitty teacher. sry2say.

Also, I, like many people, immensely dislike pretentious English majors.

Christina just had to use her pepper spray.

( Cut to spare you all )

Hey, guess what? No.

( My grandmother's a total cunt )

Uh, the tl;dr version: my grandmother continues to be an utter bitch, and now it's affecting the animals.

Someone please stop me from making Batman fanmixes. Don't let me do it! Noooooooooo--