"As nice as whatever you're watching/listening to must be, 10pm (and later) is not the time to share it with your neighbors.
Thanks. :)"

That's the note I just left my obnoxious neighbor. You know, the one who gets on my case everytime I make noise, and yet she makes all kinds of racket.

I think the smiley face at the end really makes it.

I lol'd. Damn zombies, dickin' around in cemetaries...

OR

Efficient, no?

Ohohohoho. I got to call Douchebag Chris a douchebag today. To his face! And with apparently no backlash. Yesssssss.

(For those of you who aren't C&C, Chris is an extremely arrogant jerkwad. I have rarely heard him speak without me wanting to punch him in the mouth afterwards. He's one of those where nearly everything he says is ignorant (at least), dickish, racist(and probably some other -ists), or just generally douche-y. He frequently goes for combos, too. He's also kind of creepy.)

EDIT: Hahahaha. I just got a text from Christina, which said "Lulz, Chris asked me if you have 'mental issues.'" I sent back "Lol! Only when douchebags pester me."

Also, I typo'd text as "tet" at first. Internet personality = message via phone. The more you know, huh?

Well well. Looks like someone finally noticed! I just logged on to see this:

deathbloodfangs (2/24/2009 12:37:18 PM): Hey. So word on the black market is that I'm being shunned for words spoken as an idiot. Sorry you took offense to my gay comment but honestly, I think James is retarded and said what he did to get you. Didn't he say he was grossed out by guy on guy then turns around and says he's pan? Whats up with that? Maybe I'm missing something but I'm just looking out for u.

No honey, you are not, and have not been, looking out for me. You've been trying to run off everyone's boyfriends and been extremely prejudiced towards gay men/perceived gay(ish) men, both for as long as I've known you. It is never okay to threaten to physically injure someone for "acting gay."

James did this amazing thing called realizing he was wrong, which was followed by something called an apology, and- gasp- a change in behavior. You haven't seemed interested in any of these things. That, up there that you wrote? Not an actual apology. It's really just "sorry that I got caught being dickish."

If your idea of "looking out for me" is being bigoted and threatening my friends, then I think I can do without it, thank you.

...So yeah. I think I'm going to send this or something like it back, as soon as I can get yahoo messenger to work right. Feel free to suggest changes/additions. I'd keep typing, but I've gotten to the point where I'm so pissed off that my hands are shaking.

Best outfit clearly goes to Heath Ledger. 8D

*/bad person*

So, yeah. I've had a lot of stuff I've wanted to say lately, but in true Scorpio fashion, decided not to say any of it. I've seen people do this before, and it seems like a good idea, so Imma rub on tha wallsdo it too.

These are directed at random people, some of whom are on lj, some of whom are not. Hopefully these will be vague enough to not make anybody worry that I'm talking about them. ;)

Hey, you. You need to find some sort of way to unwind. I know it's nigh impossible, since you're so busy, but try anyway, please? You don't need all that stress. <3

And you. I hope you're proud of yourself. Hope you're happy. Enjoy that. I'm sure it'll be okay eventually, but damn, that was low.

You. I miss you. Probably doesn't mean much, but I do miss you. Hope things are going well, and that you can get away from some of the crap that it looks like you're stuck in. Good luck!

And I kinda miss you, too, although I don't know if you'd understand why. Oh well.

Aaaaand you. I've been told by a couple of people that I should be more forgiving, but uh, I don't think so. You've been a complete nightmare to me, albeit indirectly, and in a way that I don't know that I could forgive you for. You need to get the fuck over yourself, bb, and stop projecting your issues onto other people. I still can't even talk to you, and I don't know if it's worth it to try.

Okay, and you two. You two don't know each other, but you're like the same goddamned person. Y'all need to stop your passive agressive bullshit, let your damned kids grow up, and stop treating them like shit. One of you in particular is especially bad about this. I hope you're happy; you're daughter/my friend is pretty consistantly miserable, because you're such a twat. And you probably have no idea, because you're so self absorbed. Good job.

Aaaaaah, that felt good. I might need to do this more often. Also, rereading over this, several of these could apply to multiple people, so I guess I did it right.

In other news, I seem to have a raging literary hard-on for medieval poetry. Whoulda thunk?

EDIT: Oh, and this? Makes me happy. I squeed for reals.